weddingsv make me drug and hornr
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you inspire me to be a worse person
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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