32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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