bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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