3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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