he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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