Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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