Having a random hookup so left but love u
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.