That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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