I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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