she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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