there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
