The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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