I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We had sex on a dog bed..
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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