It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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