let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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