Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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