That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
