i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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