i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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