I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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