never play flip cup with pint glasses
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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