Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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