This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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