Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I cockslap morals
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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