Non-Jews are for practice
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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