Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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