Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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