I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She announced her abortion via fbk
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
