No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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