My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
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What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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