I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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