Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Houston, we have a squirter
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
