Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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