i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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