i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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