So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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