i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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