if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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