hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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