you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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