I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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