Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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