Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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