just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Randomize
