3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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