i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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