Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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