I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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