Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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