When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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