hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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