no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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