so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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