You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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