Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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