real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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